from el Cuszorxha Sürligna, 10 July 2025
The Talossan royal family has vanished this week in a maelstrom of political confusion and subterfuge. It seems as though no one knows where they are, or why they have disappeared, but many theories have already surfaced. Peculiarists blame the government, saying that their disappearance is part of a Byzantine conspiracy to drive Talossa to war with America. Government officials are keeping silent, but one Cuszorxha source, a PIG agent who chose to remain anonymous, said that the PIG suspect that the CIA was involved in the kidnap "as they have been involved in so many other countries' politics before".
A federal investigation is currently underway. El Cuszorxha will stay with this story as more information comes to light.
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