CIA report, 3rd March 2024

The following is an excerpt from a chat log between three PIG agents: 14, 29 and 17. These messages were intercepted between 0432 and 0438, 03.03.2024. The agents discuss something called "Westland", which appears to be some kind of code for a regal, perhaps a member of the Talossan royal family, as 17 mentions "regals" in one of his messages. "The Party" appears to be a colloquial reference to the ZRT, the ruling party of the Talossan government. This inference is supported by the reference to Xheraltescù, almost certainly meaning Carlüs Cauvesc Xheraltescù, the current deputy prime minister, and Txusci, most likely a reference to Davíu Txusci, the current war minister and head of the Talossan military.

A series of encoded messages follows, which are yet to be deciphered, then 14 appears to leave to the chat. 17 then makes reference to something called "Operation Talossan Peninsula", which we suspect may have something to do with a future invasion of Michigan. 17 says that they will traverse something (again, yet to be decoded), before bickering briefly with 29 and then leaving.

A full military counsel is advised at this juncture. If the Marì intends to invade Michigan, then a defense of some kind must be mustered. The Army Reserve in the region is currently on standby, but there is no way we can withdraw our troops from Syria and/or Ecuador and Colombia in time to stop this invasion, which we fear is imminent.

Tactile moves, that's what is needed here.

X_A14: 0432

Westland is becoming a problem.

X_A29: 0432

Westland is irrelevant. The Party will take care of the regals. Leave the politics to Xheraltescù and the war to Txusci.

X_A17: 0433

Are you sure this system is secure?

X_A29: 0433

Why so concerned?

X_A17: 0433

Unless you're certain that the network is secure, stick to the code words, Séiftesch.

X_A29: 0433

86/AWlIhMTMhcOQ=

Creavéu séifet prairubxheux sangüns. Ben aßei për tu?

X_A17: 0434

cn0EnofAW3D6oqYhMzkhaBzrgnlCSv3GrL9fByNSbibPHNE=

Stop arguing. We're meant to be fighting the Cestours, not each other. Zespartéu.

X_A14: 0434

X_A14 TENT ZESPARTESCU

What war?

X_A29: 0434

Operaziun PENINSULA TALOSSAN. Noi traverçarhent ZppTM5YXvb8QKbl9PzQ== pü schpeit ar próxim.

X_A17: 0435

The enemy do have translators, you know.

X_A29: 0435

Let them fry. How are the stupid bastards meant to figure out el Glhetg without the literature, eh?

X_A17: 0435

Os tiennent penetrat ár päts come noi tiennent penetrat el lor.

X_A29: 0436

Ceßetz tu c'horînd. El Regipäts isch sigür. Sigürarhéu ça. Zespartéu.

X_A17: 0438

X_A17 TENT ZESPARTESCU

X_A29 TENT ZESPARTESCU