8 August, 2022

WISCONSIN NEWSWEEKLY

8 August, 2022

NEW NATION SECEDES FROM U.S!

writes Charlie Slane

The White House released a statement earlier today, stating that they have recognized the secession of the rogue state calling itself "el Regipäts Talossan", meaning the Kingdom of Talossa. This secession comes as a result of the numerous riots of the past three years in and around the Milwaukee area, finally culminating in the creation of this breakaway state.
After a number of failed strikes against the would-be rebels, beginning with riot police and ending with full-scale military action against the occupied city, the U.S. government reported the following in their statement:

"The risk of civilian casualty is too high to continue the attacks on Milwaukee. With the city in chaos and any and all medical facilities out of commission, we cannot afford to cause innocent deaths. Even the most professional of pilots, gunners and soldiers can make mistakes, and those mistakes cost lives. That is to say, every person who is inside the Milwaukee metropolitan area and is not affiliated with the rioters is, at this point in time, considered by the United States Government to be a hostage of the terrorists that are occupying the city."

The Talossan government, or the "Ziu", as it is known in the language the rioters used to communicate without alerting police or other civilians to their activities, has convened as a 200-seat bicameral parliament, similar to the Canadian system of government. Several overseas citizens, informally known as "cybercits" (short for cyber citizens, members of the nation's original message board), have been recalled to Milwaukee to be repatriated.
One of these citizens was Éovart Andrinescù (age 24), who tells us he was formally known as Edward Anderson. An Australian local politician with a wife and a child, who accompanied him on his flight to Talossa, Éovart arrived at Burlington Municipal Airport yesterday and is now attempting to seek "political asylum" in Talossan territory.

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Wisconsin USA, 2022

The U.S. economy is dwindling. Years of rioting have resulted in the creation of a new nation-state known as Talossa. The war between two nations, one dying, one newborn, begins. Follow this blog and the story of el Fütür through triumph and defeat, through patriotism and corruption, through life and death. Who will prevail? Only here will you find out.